NATCH! DISPATCH

The publisher’s marketing department has gone missing since Australia’s loss to the United States in the World Cup. The editor couldn’t say when they might resume work. When asked, he replied, “&^#*?.”

Consequently, the author has had to step into that role, but for some inexplicable reason, all his press releases and marketing slogans seem to be laced with one-liners from Joe vs the Volcano. “I believe I have just the thing.”

Sales are a bit slow.